tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6469802837653192448.post5638343691714662066..comments2024-01-12T05:23:28.237-08:00Comments on The Larryville Chronicles: The Boys Consider the New York Times Bestseller List and Look at Some Sexy Miss USA Photos!Noghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05295766937253277420noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6469802837653192448.post-73864755883901498292010-05-18T09:54:22.075-07:002010-05-18T09:54:22.075-07:00...It sounded like a good sequel to My Dick is Mag......It sounded like a good sequel to My Dick is Magic?Through the Rabbit Hole?noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6469802837653192448.post-45584185083566133052010-05-18T09:52:06.344-07:002010-05-18T09:52:06.344-07:00WE WERE TRYING TO SEXY UP THE WEREWOLF CRAZE!
......WE WERE TRYING TO SEXY UP THE WEREWOLF CRAZE!<br /><br />...and get in on the whole furries sub-sculture. BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Hot fuzzy, animal loving was deemed to passe for this crowd.<br /><br />Now we hafta Hot, Sweaty Clams and Enchanted Wizards sporting the Rod of Schwando in a delightful erotic romp that explores the playfulness in adolescent sex yarns. And magic. Fucking and Magic.<br /><br />--It's like painting your dick orange and sticking it in the hat for the rabbit to nibble.Mystic Visualsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6469802837653192448.post-35655866360070515742010-05-18T09:29:24.466-07:002010-05-18T09:29:24.466-07:00Not one fucking comment about this luscious Minnes...Not one fucking comment about this luscious Minnesotan or the unveiled Arab inching her way up the pole to liberation? Chip has often commented on how pretty some of these infidels might be under those veils, but he makes an astute point when he states, "but ya can't really see their beauty, because it's all covered up with the veil thing." <br /><br />Werewolves suck...more than vampires do.mystic cocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6469802837653192448.post-13283224602850796522010-05-18T07:13:31.532-07:002010-05-18T07:13:31.532-07:00Kay, so -- essentially --
What the ladies want is...Kay, so -- essentially --<br /><br />What the ladies want is effeminized males who pose absolutely no threat to them in the slightest because they're basically girls with penises that will never be used because they're basically neutered men.<br /><br />Wow. That's pretty fhucking pathetic. *laughs*<br /><br />But that's chool. We can do Horny Cotter as a man with a flying birch flagpole that flames with his lusty desires and casts magical enchantments that still leave him very much unlaid. But, uh... could we at least get some hot lesbianos ahction in thHere so the male readers can at least learn of the magic clam and her power struggle against the vile hairy-chested erecto-werewolves who want to Fhuck properly!<br /><br />--Who knew that women only liked sex... in IMAGINATIONLAND!putting the X in Sex!noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6469802837653192448.post-48376405175434961212010-05-18T06:49:17.709-07:002010-05-18T06:49:17.709-07:00Yep. The last commenter hit the nail on the head. ...Yep. The last commenter hit the nail on the head. Lupus's attempt to appeal to men was doomed from the start. We must give the "silent majority" what they want: in-depth coverage of Twilight: Eclipse and Sex and the City 2 (Chip: "OMG. Best. Summer. Movie. Season. Ever.").Team Jahcobnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6469802837653192448.post-15914449739724696062010-05-17T23:23:15.997-07:002010-05-17T23:23:15.997-07:00Harry Lupus bombed because of two reasons: the sil...Harry Lupus bombed because of two reasons: the silent majority of LC's readership is women, and women just don't like werewolves. Women don't like werewolves because they actually represent men as they are: uncouth, inarticulate, hairy, smelly, horny beasts.<br /><br />Plus, in a werewolf transformation scene everything grows, stretches, tumesces: a werewolf is one big erection. <br /><br />Women's fiction these days focuses on safely emasculated men (vampires without fangs), who can be sexual without being threatening.Ih Mhiss Lhupusnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6469802837653192448.post-7679976180968016392010-05-17T21:36:23.132-07:002010-05-17T21:36:23.132-07:00Wait, Lupus bombed?
"He waved his magic wand...Wait, Lupus bombed?<br /><br />"He waved his magic wand over her face, grunted the sacred words, and suddenly, the enchanted goo appeared upon her chin. 'Abracadabra,' Harrhy moaned."fiction is hard!noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6469802837653192448.post-50658472359057964832010-05-17T17:23:55.934-07:002010-05-17T17:23:55.934-07:00Isn't "My Dick is Magic" to be the t...Isn't "My Dick is Magic" to be the title of the first book in our "Horny Cotter" series about a young wizard who casts spells with his boner?<br /><br /><br />--it will be our best work since Lupus bombed...the key is to put a lot of extra 'h's in the word!my dick is magic!noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6469802837653192448.post-24006759426471035502010-05-17T15:56:15.764-07:002010-05-17T15:56:15.764-07:00And we stopped writing Harry Lupus why?!?
Our shi...And we stopped writing Harry Lupus why?!?<br /><br />Our shit was ten times this rhevenge bullshit!<br /><br />Also, for the record:<br /><br />X comes to KS: we go to the title game (admittedly the year I leave we win the title game. Still.)<br /><br />X goes to... -shudders- AR: we take American Idol.<br /><br />Not three weeks into XXX: MI gets Miss Fancypants... Or whatever the Hell Doc Noggle speaks of. My dick is magic. If we continue Harry Lupus, I'm writing Dr X back in as the tricky wizard Longstaff ...whose very appearance makes wicked shit happen. (and somehow Kip gets fucked by a werebear... although I think the eminant Dr C did that.)<br /><br />--I piss national titles and I shit pageant winners. Next move: I solve the riddle of Michael Bay being employed!Coincidence? I think so.noreply@blogger.com