So please tune in, readers, and maybe you'll learn some new techniques (Chip: "Such as the counter-clockwise swirl.").
Local conspiracy theorists believe that Athletic Director Lew Perkins' new allegations (that he's been a perpetual victim of blackmail) are simply a smokescreen to divert attention from KU's embarrassing ticket scandal. Other local talkbackers believe that Big Lew has been sticking his "crooked wanker" in the wrong places (perhaps with porn star and KU fangirl Sammy RyRy). We'll give the snarky talkback comment award to "thebcman":
"somebody probably had pictures of him doing something in the best interest of the university and threatened to release them."